The Green Thing
In the line at the store,
the cashier told the older woman
that she should bring her own
grocery bag because plastic bags
weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized to him
and explained, "We didn't have
the green thing back in my day."
She was right, that generation
didn't have the green thing in its day.
Back then, they returned their milk bottles,
soda bottles and other
bottles to the store.
The store sent them back to
the plant to be washed and sterilized
and refilled, so it could use the
same bottles over and over.
So they really were recycled.
In her day, they walked up stairs,
because they didn't have an escalator
in every store and office building.
They walked to the grocery store
and didn't climb into a
300-horsepower machine every
time they had to go two blocks.
Back then, they washed the
baby's diapers because they
didn't have the throw-away kind.
They dried clothes on a line,
not in an energy gobbling machine
burning up 220 volts - wind
and solar power really
did dry the clothes.
Kids got hand-me-down clothes
from their brothers or sisters,
not always brand-new clothing.
Back then, they had one TV,
or radio, in the house
not a TV in every room.
And the TV had a small
screen the size of a
handkerchief,
not a screen the size of
In the kitchen, they blended
and stirred by hand because
they didn't have electric machines
to do everything for you.
When they packaged a fragile
item to send in the mail,
they used a wadded up
old newspaper to cushion it,
not in Styrofoam or
plastic bubble wrap.
Back then, they didn't fire up
an engine and burn petrol
just to cut the lawn.
They used a push mower
that ran on human power.
They exercised by working so
they didn't need to go to a
health club to run on treadmills
that operated on electricity.
They drank from a fountain when
they were thirsty instead of using a
cup or a plastic bottle every time
they had a drink of water.
They refilled their writing pens
with ink instead of buying a new pen,
and they replaced the razor blades
in a razor instead of throwing away
the whole razor just because
the blade got dull.
Back then, people took the streetcar
or a bus and kids rode their bikes
to school or walked instead of
turning their mums into
a 24-hour taxi service.
They had one electrical outlet
in a room, not an entire bank of
sockets to power a dozen appliances.
And they didn't need a
computerized gadget to receive
a signal beamed from satellites 2,000
miles out in space in order
find the nearest pizza shop.
It is sad because we are not as
green as we think we are.